I was
married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury ~Groucho Marx
Our
wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret
The
reason for much matrimony is patrimony ~Ogden Nash |
Three
rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
~Author Unknown
Though
marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools ~William
Congreve
One
should never know too precisely whom one has married ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Bigamy
is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity ~Author Unknown
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution ~Mae West
My wife
says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said ~Author
Unknown