Only
choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman
~Joseph Joubert
Never
strike your wife - even with a flower ~Hindu Proverb
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers
~Richard Pryor |
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins ~Langdon
Mitchell
Bride,
n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her ~Ambrose Bierce, 1911
Never
marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper ~Scottish Proverb
Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
~Groucho Marx
He's
the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West
No man
is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married
~Benjamin Disraeli
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~Groucho Marx