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Famous Wedding Quotations

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards ~Madeleine de Scudery

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. ~Honore de Balzac

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde


The surest way to be alone is to get married ~Gloria Steinem

Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand ~Author Unknown

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy ~Huey P. Long

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy Connolly

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love ~William Penn

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~Irwin Corey

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