Men
should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards
~Madeleine de Scudery
No man
should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
~Honore de Balzac
Bigamy
is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde |
The
surest way to be alone is to get married ~Gloria Steinem
Love is
grand; divorce a hundred grand ~Author Unknown
The
secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman
Hard
work is damn near as overrated as monogamy ~Huey P. Long
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy
Connolly
Between
a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love ~William Penn
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose
interest ~Irwin Corey