Funny Wedding Toast - MC Toast

Funny Wedding Toast: Master of Ceremonies to the Wedding Party

I propose a toast to the institution of marriage. When the actor Mickey Rooney, who was married several times was asked to give his advice on marriage, he replied. "Always get married early in the morning, that way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Hear! Hear!

TAGS: Wedding Humor and Jokes, Wedding One Liners, Funny Wedding Toasts, Wedding Anniversary Toasts, Best Man Wedding Toasts, Father of the Bride Toasts, Instant Wedding Toasts, Bridal Shower Toasts

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