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quotes[0]='If you are afraid of loneliness, don\'t marry ~Chekhov'

quotes[1]='The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman ~Coleridge'

quotes[2]='Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy ~Huey P. Long'

quotes[3]='If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful ~Haskins'

quotes[4]='Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan'

quotes[5]='A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself ~Du Bois'

quotes[6]='A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house ~Moliere'

quotes[7]='Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two ~Ambrose Bierce'

quotes[8]='In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved ~Butler'

quotes[9]='A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy ~Nietzsche'

quotes[10]='Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them ~Dumas'

quotes[11]='Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little ~Dr. Johnson'

quotes[12]='The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~Freud'

quotes[13]='Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies ~ Aristotle'

quotes[14]='Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it ~Baskins'

quotes[15]='A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers ~Author Unknown'

quotes[16]='A man is not complete until he is married ~ then he is finished ~Author Unknown'

quotes[17]='Marriage is the sole cause of divorce ~Author Unknown'

quotes[18]='Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls and Reno ~Author Unknown'

quotes[19]='Marriage is an institution ~ but who wants to live in one? ~Author Unknown'

quotes[20]='Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence ~Author Unknown'

quotes[21]='"Marriage? That\'s for life! It\'s like cement! ~Woody Allen'

quotes[22]='Divorce:  The past tense of marriage ~Author Unknown'

quotes[23]='Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other ~Arthur Schopenhauer'

quotes[24]='Marriage is the institution where the woman loses her the name and the man his solvency ~ Anonymous'

quotes[25]='Life is a bitch, and then you marry one ~Author Unknown'

quotes[26]='I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it\'s around the woman\'s neck ~W. C. Fields'

quotes[27]='I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage -Mohandas Gandhi'

quotes[28]='A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together ~James H. Boren'

quotes[29]='All marriages are happy.  It\'s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~Raymond Hull'

quotes[30]='As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent  ~Socrates'

quotes[31]='I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury ~Groucho Marx'

quotes[32]='Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret'

quotes[33]='The reason for much matrimony is patrimony ~Ogden Nash'

quotes[34]='Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering ~Author Unknown'

quotes[35]='Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves \'em still two fools ~William Congreve'

quotes[36]='One should never know too precisely whom one has married ~Friedrich Nietzsche'

quotes[37]='Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde'

quotes[38]='Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity ~Author Unknown'

quotes[39]='Marriage is a great institution, but I\'m not ready for an institution ~Mae West'

quotes[40]='My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that\'s what she said ~Author Unknown'

quotes[41]='Don\'t smother each other. No one can grow in shade ~Leo Buscaglia'

quotes[42]='The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding -Oscar Wilde'

quotes[43]='We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It\'s called love ~Gene Perret'

quotes[44]='It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight ~John Stevenson'

quotes[45]='Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress ~Author Unknown'

quotes[46]='Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie ~Author Unknown'

quotes[47]='Wedding rings: the world\'s smallest handcuffs ~Author Unknown'

quotes[48]='Marriage makes an end of many short follies - being one long stupidity ~Friedrich Nietzsche'

quotes[49]='The most dangerous food is wedding cake ~American Proverb'

quotes[50]='Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is ~Author Unknown'

quotes[51]='Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman ~Joseph Joubert'

quotes[52]='Never strike your wife - even with a flower ~Hindu Proverb'

quotes[53]='Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers ~Richard Pryor'

quotes[54]='Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins ~Langdon Mitchell'

quotes[55]='Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her ~Ambrose Bierce, 1911'

quotes[56]='Never marry for money. Ye\'ll borrow it cheaper ~Scottish Proverb'

quotes[57]='Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~Groucho Marx'

quotes[58]='He\'s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West'

quotes[59]='No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married ~Benjamin Disraeli'

quotes[60]='Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~Groucho Marx'

quotes[61]='Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards ~Madeleine de Scudery'

quotes[62]='No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. ~Honore de Balzac'

quotes[63]='Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde'

quotes[64]='The surest way to be alone is to get married ~Gloria Steinem'

quotes[65]='Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand ~Author Unknown'

quotes[66]='The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman'

quotes[67]='The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig -Albert Einstein'

quotes[68]='Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy Connolly '

quotes[69]='Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love ~William Penn'

quotes[70]='Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~Irwin Corey'

quotes[71]='Wedlock is a padlock ~John Ray, English Proverbs'



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