Wedding One Liner Jokes and Humor

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.