 All
marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the
problems.
Here's
some advice for the newly wed; It isn't the stork that brings the babe but the
little larks in bed.
You
never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is
too late. |
I never
knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Getting
married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you
want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
It's
not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
I
haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.
A man
is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
If a
man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
wrong?
Wedding One
Liner Jokes
and Wedding Humor
