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Free Wedding Toasts and Speeches, Toasting Tips, Wedding Quotes, Wedding Humor and Jokes

Wedding One Liner Jokes and Wedding Humor

All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

Here's some advice for the newly wed; It isn't the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.

You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is too late.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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