successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings
are still attached.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage
is an institution for the blind.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger ... and two under the
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
mother-in-law told me exercise helps her burn off the calories. I told her a
flamethrower would be quicker.
tends to leave well enough alone. Unfortunately, things are rarely well enough.
most embarrasing thing that can happy to a man? Running into a wall with a
hard-on and breaking his nose.