 A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
Why is
marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings
are still attached.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her Masters. |
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage
is an institution for the blind.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger ... and two under the
man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
My
mother-in-law told me exercise helps her burn off the calories. I told her a
flamethrower would be quicker.
My wife
tends to leave well enough alone. Unfortunately, things are rarely well enough.
What is
most embarrasing thing that can happy to a man? Running into a wall with a
hard-on and breaking his nose.
Wedding One
Liner Jokes
and Humor
