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Wedding One Liner Jokes and Humor

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger ... and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

My mother-in-law told me exercise helps her burn off the calories. I told her a flamethrower would be quicker.

My wife tends to leave well enough alone. Unfortunately, things are rarely well enough.

What is most embarrasing thing that can happy to a man? Running into a wall with a hard-on and breaking his nose.

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