Wedding One Liner Jokes and Humor

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives! My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That... Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children?

Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.