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Wedding One Liner Jokes and Humor

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."

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